I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Six people are dead
Guys, I need help. I’m so sorry to ask, since some of you have helped me before, but I can’t deal with it on our own anymore.
I’ve sent out job applications, but it’s still early and I haven’t heard back yet, and our bills are adding up. Nathan just can’t support all three of us on his own. And my bank has recently been putting charges through that I haven’t known about, and then charging me huge overdraft fees. Right now I’m over $200 in the negative. I have no idea how it happened because there SHOULD have been enough in there to cover our bills. I have to go see someone but honestly I doubt they’ll fix it for me.
We also have our loan payment this week. Nathan has been off the past two nights during the storm, and that’s going to hurt us even if they do give a make up day. It’s a bad situation and I hate asking again but I just don’t know what else to do. I’m already selling off our belongings but that’s not going so well either.
I have a Fiverr account, even if you need something that doesn’t match my gigs, please submit it anyway and I’ll try!
I also have a redbubble. It’s not great, but I’m gonna work on it.
And then I have a donation page (or there’s a link on my actual blog). I can try and do something for you if you donate too; I can possibly make earrings, or a cute bookmark? Or a fic even? Just let me know what you’d like.
We’re really trying here, but it’s almost getting out of our hands and I don’t know what to do. Thanks guys.
reasons this should go viral:
- cassie is the op of the “gay porn roulette" post and as such, has made more than 80k of you cackle, especially because it got reposted MULTIPLE TIMES and it’s more likely that 100’s of thousands of you got a kick out of it and that’s not her only 80k post
- she also made this decently popular avengers post (that a lot of ppl changed because she didn’t include loki and/or said god instead of demi-god? lol). it also got reposted a lot, even on facebook iirc.
- one time she said this and it’s my most popular post.
- she writes gr8 crackfic and you could probably convince her to write more on fiverr.
- she had a baby in january and he’s adorable
- that loan she references is one of those godawful payday advance loans that charge super high interest rates and if they could get that paid off too, it’d be such a weight of their backs
so basically cassie is super funny and a great gal and one of those tumblr friends that i would totes go to dinner with, watch a movie with, etc if she lived closer. shit’s been real rough for her and her husband for the past few months and i wish i could help more than i have.
please, if you can, help a new mother out. if nothing else, you could signal boost it so that other people who might be able to help can see it.
(i fixed the links to fiverr and redbubble, but for some reason, i can’t get the donation link to work. just go to her page; you won’t miss it.)
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
being a boy in a dress doesn’t make you gender fluid
its makes you a boy IN A DRESS
Being a transphobic fuck makes you a transphobic fuck.
I don’t think they’re being transphobic, I think they ment that you can wear whatever you want without being generfluid. Like a girl who wears boy clothes, and says she is a girl, means she’s a girl. If a boy wears girl clothes, and says he is a boy, he’s a boy.
you got me thank you
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS