razzledazzy:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I got curious about this like 2 years ago and there is fanfiction for it.

(Source: whitelaws, via sherlockianandstuff)

gamermatty936:

suchagoldensnitch:

wherethefalloutlies:

paperbackmountain:

michaeldimotta:

An illustration I did for Instinct Magazine on unfair Adoption cases.

This should have thousands of notes. 

^Seriously though.

84,908 and counting.

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dash. Such a powerful message.

gamermatty936:

suchagoldensnitch:

wherethefalloutlies:

paperbackmountain:

michaeldimotta:

An illustration I did for Instinct Magazine on unfair Adoption cases.

This should have thousands of notes. 

^Seriously though.

84,908 and counting.

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dash. Such a powerful message.

(via itslemonentrymydearwatson)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

(via becauseyohlo)

krismoth:

queenbean3:

ask-the-sorceress:

upperstories:

oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????

HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG

YES))

THIS MOVIE

I missed that the first time and about kicked myself.

(Source: thatsheavydutydoc, via vardaesque)

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

(Source: togifs, via musicandchocolateandearlesscats)

wizardbaka:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

i cut myself on how edgy that comment is

(Source: moshita, via synthetictoe)

nepeta-walks-into-a-club:

we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just image

(via citylightsandsluts)

norbooty:

the way he’s just staring down at his own misspelled name with such disapproval

norbooty:

the way he’s just staring down at his own misspelled name with such disapproval

(via fandomspanner)

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

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(via robinade)

cum-fraiche:

troyesivan:

STILL TRUE

i appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because i am damn tired of neil patrick harris being the face of queer struggle

(Source: middletonroyalty, via fandomspanner)

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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(via cryaoticchloe)

recoveryisbeautiful:

superwhoavengelockandme:

j—lawrence:

boxlunches:

justintheamazingallan:

annacadaverous:

metalintheflesh:

This is my youngest daughter, Ava.  I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.
Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!
Me: Wow!!  Did you have fun?
Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!
Me: What was it?
Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.
Me: (Laughing) Did you?  What did she say?
Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.  
Me: Oh.  Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?
Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.
Me: (a bit surprised) Oh.  Ok, well what did she tell you?
Ava: That’s the best part!  She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!
<3

THIS IS THE WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN. <3

You go Snow White

Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness





You go Snow White <3

recoveryisbeautiful:

superwhoavengelockandme:

j—lawrence:

boxlunches:

justintheamazingallan:

annacadaverous:

metalintheflesh:

This is my youngest daughter, Ava.  I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.

Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!

Me: Wow!!  Did you have fun?

Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!

Me: What was it?

Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.

Me: (Laughing) Did you?  What did she say?

Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.  

Me: Oh.  Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?

Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.

Me: (a bit surprised) Oh.  Ok, well what did she tell you?

Ava: That’s the best part!  She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!

<3

THIS IS THE WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN. <3

You go Snow White

Oh my goodness

Oh my goodness

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You go Snow White <3

(via fandomspanner)

I’m gonna set a goal.

cryaotic:

absoluteweezy24:

If i reach 5000 followers i will get the sup guy tattooed on the underside of my balls.

Better start rebloging.

You heard the man.

cryaotic:

You see a lot of people in a hospital. I just saw a man come in with his girlfriend, have her give birth, and then get discharged from the hospital only hours later.

Mother spoke to the man while his girlfriend was in the delivery. Turns out they were homeless, had no insurance, and had no way to take care of their child. God damn, society is a bitch.

Tales from the waiting room.

(Source: superqueermaestro, via dmegido)